1 Reasons why it's so great to be FEMALE!!!! (reply by a girl)
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1)You get to try on awesome clothes in stores and nobody cares . . .they figure it's just what you do.
This is something not every girl likes to do. I try on clothes so i know that they will fit. I buy clothes so that i won't be naked in public. This is a horrible stereotype that gives girls a bad name. can't we do something more intelligent than try on clothes? maybe that's just what you like to do, but don't worry your pretty little head about what i just said.
2) You don't have to go to the bathroom standing right next to
your friends, or worse yet, next to total strangers
It's not like they are gonna stare at each other while they pee. and they have stalls too.
3) There's no pressure to be "bigger" than your friends. . .if you get my drift.
So if someone said you had a small chest you'd feel just fine with that i assume.
4) We don't have to be able to bench 300 lbs to even be thought of as buff.
Umm..i don't know if you noticed this (maybe because you've been too busy looking in the mirror to apply your make up) but hardly anybody can bench press 300 lbs.
5) We don't want to be buff in the first place
most guys don't want to be that buff either.
6) We have all of the cool magizines
says you. if all you like to read are magazines, that explains alot about your intelligence. secondly, it's all about personal tastes. most guys think our magazines are lame. I guess it gets boring to read about justin timberlake, makeup tips, and the new trends you just have to buy. most of those magazines are just 100 page long advertisements to help increase the consumer intake from today's youth.
7) Make-Up
That's just more money that guys don't have to waste.
8) Shoes
what about shoes? everyone wears shoes. no shoes, no shirt, no service.
9) Prom. . .dresses. . .pretty hair. . .
yes yes. the prettier you are the less you have to use your brain. no wonder you like all this stuff. perhaps it's your last hope. but once you hit 35 years old, good luck with the whole pretty hair thing.
10) Everybody wants to see the bride and her dress. . .Grooms are all the same. . .same thing goes for Prom or any formal dance. They just rewear the same thing for everything.
True, but these events only last for a short time so it's actually more economically sound to be able to rewear the same thing.
11)We can like groups like NSync (oh baby) and O-Town and not be concidered gay or stupid.
no, you are still considered stupid if you like nsync or o-town. music without substance is always listened to by people considered idiots. And since when is something being gay a bad thing. most of the members in boy groups probably ARE gay.
12) We dont have to shave our face
yes and what about your legs, your armpits, your private places.
13) Chick flicks rock
yes, i love watching the exact same storyline just with different actors in so many different movies. chick flicks are so original and incredible. I can't wait to waste more of my time watching a story that has been aired already so many times(In case you can't tell, which i'm sure is totally possible with you, i am being sarcastic)
14)We get to oogle all the hotties such as: Paul Walker, Matt Damon, Freddie Prinze Jr., Keanu Reeves. . .ect. . .the list goes on and on
I'm sure guys don't have hotties to "oogle". I mean it's just obvious that there are no beautiful women in hollywood or displayed in the media. Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta jones, and halle berry are plain janes.
15) glitter and shimmer
Man, i would be freaked out if i glittered and shimmered.
16) We mature faster and statisticly do better in school. . .even when we don't do better in school, we can make people think we do
That's not true. Have you looked in your local science clubs. there are just as many guys as there are girls. And if you are dumb, it doesn't matter how hard you try. you will still look dumb. Plus it is not necessarily good to be more mature.
17) We always will have the great excuse of , it's that time of the month. After you say that, no guy messes with you and you get away with anything
I hate that don't say another dumb girl stereotype.
18) Cops tend to be much more sympathetic with girls.
so not true. trust me on this one. it only works if you are easy. even then it usually will not work.
19) Many men will want you, only one will finally get you and even he, wont deserve you
yes i agree, no man deserves a girl like you.
20) Women never need to buy a drink.
if they put out, then yes, they don't need to buy a drink. also if they are a heartless gold digger not interested in experience the true feeling of achievement.
21) Even if your not sweet or innocent, it's easy as cake to pretend
and most people can see through that. if a guy hangs around with a girl like that he will eventually get sick of her. just like you want to be around people who are honest, so does everyone else. and just so you know, through all of these comments you have posted you've made girls sound helpless,shallow,weak,and annoying. not to mention you've proved so many female stereotypes to be true.
22) You don't even need to know the guy, just smile and he wants you. . .hehe, doesn't mean he will get what he wants
either that or he thinks you are crazy.
23) You never have to agree to anything. No is an universal answer
Guys don't have to agree either. And girls have to worry about being raped. a guy can disagree and walk away safely.
24) Alamony
This will just prove that you are beneath your spouse because you can't even take care of yourself
25) Ladies First
oh what a privilege tis is such a grade school idea it doesn't even need a response. another uneducated comment.
26) We set the standards. If a guy doesn't fit them, we find soembody who does. Guys don't have it that easy.
guys have standards as well. most normal people have standards. maybe they just aren't as shallow as yours are.
27) We're always right, even when we're wrong.
I feel sorry for whoever has to deal with you in a time of crisis, life-threatening experience, or dispute.
28) Our insurance is lower
in some cases, but not always. duh.
As you know, the list goes on forever There are countless reasons why it is great to be Female So many that I can't even think of all of them. Yes, it is true that God made Man first. However, you need a rough draft before you make a perfect copy
yes there are countless reason why it is great to be female and you have not mentioned any of them. All you have done is offend alot of people and allow many people to be able to judge women in a very negative light.And in the end we are all equals.
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