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10 reasons to know your a REAL dumb american responce
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I just wanna add a little word before i start. This list could be alot longer because americans are actually the dumbest people i have ever met. I go to the states alot for soccer and they talk like they've never been taught how to speak english And just one thing to all you americans... I WOULDNT BE SO PROUD IF I WERE YOU
YEAH CANADA Oh yeah, and one more thing WE KILLED YOU GUYS IN OLYMPIC HOCKEY WOMENS AND MENS
HOCKEY DONT FCKING MATTER TO ME
REASONS:
10)You pronounce your O's as A's.
example: instead of hockey, you say hackey
(and yes, even though you guys cheated with that ref., we still beat you in womens hockey)
FRANKLY I DONT GIVE A FCKING SHT ABOUT HOCKEY ITS JUST A SPORT AND NO WE DONT PRONOUNCE ARE O's AS A's THATS JUST FCKED UP
9) More than half of your population is overwieght because your standards on food is so low.
CANADA HAS FAT PEOPLE TO AND PLUS NOT HALF OUR FCKING COUNTRY IS OVERWEIGHT
8) Your population is so high (just like your egos) because of single 14 year old teenage mothers.
WELL THATS REALLY OFFENDING SEEING THAT MY SISTER GOT PREGNANT THIS YEAR AND SHES 14 YEARS OLD AND PLUS THATS THEIR CHOICE NOT YOURS AND CANADA HAS PREGNANT TEENS TO
7) You think Canadians are people who hunt moose and live in igloos AND that we are all mounties.
NO ACTUALLY I DONT
6) You think America is a synonym for earth.
NO NOT REALY
5) You think that the sport "curling" consists of a curling iron and alot of hair.
NO I DONT
4) You think canada has a President.
NO I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT THE FCKING GOVERMENT THERE I DONT FCKING LIVE THERE I DONT NEED TO
3) When you think that bombing another country makes you so brave, and that you are the leading cause that any wars were won.
ACTUALLY WE ARE DEFENDING THE COUNTRY AND OTHER COUNTRIES HELP US UR JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING PEOPLE DIE AND YA A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BRAVE PUTTING THERE LIFE AT RISK FOR THE REST OF THE COUNTRIES SAKE
2) You are proud to have Bush as a President.
ITS WAY BETTER THAN KERRY AND PLUS YA WE ARE PROUD AND YOU SHOULDNT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT CUZ YOU DONT LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES NO OFFENSE TO ANY AMERICANS WHO DEMORCRATIC AND LIKED KERRY
1) You dont understand half of this list.
ACTUALLY I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT BECUZ EVERYTHING IN THE LIST WASNT TRUE
THATS ALL I HAD TO SAY ABOUT THAT
EMAIL ME OR SOMETHING IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY TO ME
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