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CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Talks with God PRESIDENT Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is faster than a speeding BB Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God if special request is approved EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Can fire a speeding bullet Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Is occasionally addressed by God VICE PRESIDENT Barely clears a Quonset hut Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury Swims well Talks to animals MANAGER Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by a locomotive Is not issued ammunition Dog paddles Talks to walls SUPERVISOR Runs into buildings Recognizes a locomotive two out of three times Wets himself with a water pistol Can't stay afloat without a life preserver Mumbles to himself SECRETARY Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them Freezes water with a single glance She is God !

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