Contradictory Statements
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- Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
- On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
- If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
- The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
- Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
- Prejudiced people are all alike.
- What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
- Those who judge others will burn in Hell!
- Exageration is not all it's cracked up to be.
- Evil is not all bad.
- I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
- Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness (or, It's hard to tell if someone is inconspicous).
- There's no such thing as nonexistance.
- Cooperation can only be reached if we work togerther.
- As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.
- He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.
- I disagree with unanimity.
- I have my doubts about disbelief.
- Avoid Alliteration. Always.
- Prepostions are not words to end sentences with.
- One should never generalize.
- Avoid cliches like the plague.
- Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
- Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
- Profanity sucks.
- I always try to do things in chronological order.
- A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.
- I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
- Exageration is a billion times worse than understatement.
- Death to all fanatics!
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you (or, ...then you didn't do it right!)
- If you believe in telekenesis, raise my hands.
- An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
- Don't chew [or eat] with your mouth full.
- It's Deja Vu all over again.
- If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
- I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
- Rehab is for quitters!
- To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.
- If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.
- The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
- Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.
- Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?
- Some people type so fast that forget to include
- When all is said and done, much more is said than done
- My identity lies in not knowing who I am
- I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life
- I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid
- Free advice is worth what you paid for it
- Entropy just isn't what it used to be
- I can't define irony;but, I know it when I see it
- I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it
- Not only am I redundant & superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary
- There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't
- "No, officer. I do not wish to give up my right to remain silent!!??"
- Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.
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