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Cupertino, CA - McAfee announced yesterday about their new book written by their very own hands. "This book," said a McAfee spokesman, "will be a best-selling book," "As a matter of fact, we predicted that 95 of the buyers would be geeks."

Before publishing the book into the world, McAfee let Microsoft read it for comments. "Fantastic," said a Microsoft employee, whose Windows XP just crashed after meeting the McAfee, "very unique, best choice for Microsoft users, especially for pissed geeks that bug their parents to buy them a Mac OS X."

Other people commented on it too. A Microsoft janitor replied, "woooow" Nothing else was said aside from that, but "it was enough" said the McAfee.

As McAfee entered the elevator to the Bill Gates laboratory where Bill Gates is said to be right now, they met the Microsoft CEO who is none other than Steve Ballmer. "Unique and fun too," was his answer, "no other book can beat it, I presume."

And so, a conversation was formed which ended when after 5 minutes, they finally entered the Bill Gates laboratory.

They found out that Bill Gates was working on a project called "Microsoft XP Millenium Edition with Service Pack 3: Ultimate Protection". Before McAfee spoke even a word about their new book, Bill Gates talked about his greatest invention... about his new Windows XP. He went on with things like "it can destroy terrorism completely" and the fact "that George Bush will use it against abortion" and it will "bring geek supremacy" and "kills all kinds of spyware, adware, viruses, trojans, etc".

Later after 4 hours and 1 minute and a half, Bill Gates finally ended the long speech about his Windows XP Millenium Edition with Service Pack 3: Ultimate Protection. When the McAfee whose half of the security guards fell asleep announced them about the new book, Bill Gates' only reply was, "Okay, nice."

After one week, there appeared in a magazine cover:

'Bill Gates - Our Ultimate Protector' with the subtitles 'The Bill shows us his true power with his new Windows' and as you read the contents, you can see that one of the minor news says 'McAfee releases book that teaches us how to eliminate all of the harms of the Internet'.

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