5 Genres of Indian Men

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Genre 1:  Can’t think, Brain numb – This guy is a classic mama’s boy – eager to please mommy and replicate daddy.  His dreams include:  finding a girl that his parents will approve of, impregnating her, and then gaining weight at the same pace of his pregnant wife.  After the pregnancy, she will lose the weight; he will continue gaining it and will blame it on a genetic disorder like thyroids.  Doing any form of bhangra would be hazardous to his health.  Chances are, some or many of this guy’s offspring will be named after his mom… even if they are male



Genre 2:  Coconut – Brown on the outside, white on the inside… but has a brown pit deep down that he wishes would go away.  At the end of the day, this guy will end up with a brown girl b/c– he just can’t attract a white chick.  He will seek a female coconut, but through time, she will transform him into the King of Bhangra.



Genre 3:  The Milk Chocolate DUD – Below average looking, embraces the bhangra culture, his friends think he’s a dork and often pretend not to know who he is on the streets.  Likes to talk a lot – and believes that people are laughing WITH him when in fact…they are laughing AT him (a lot).  Will find a girl that is also below average looking that will marry him knowing he’s a DUD… for his money.  She, too, may pretend to not know him on the streets.   



Genre 4:  The Rocker – Not a coconut at all, he REALLY doesn’t know that he’s Indian.  He will usually be an artist of some sort… a musician, a painter… something very unconventional.  When asked what their son does, his parents will blatantly lie and say he’s an engineer.  This guy likes to frequent raves, mosh pits, and has no idea what bhangra is  He will end up with a white girl for sure.  Not a pretty one…she will have dyed her hair many colors to make a political statement. 



Genre 5:  The arrogance – This guy really thinks he's al that and a bag of potato chips.  He’s above average looking and has created a very busy life for himself.  He chooses a really hectic job that requires a lot of overtime.  He dresses well with Armani everything.  A great bhangra man He deems himself quite a player with the ladies but upon reflection… who is really playing who?  Nice face but… that mouth is so overbearingly, arrogance  He’ll date anything with a short skirt on a short term basis.  Chances are, he’ll continue this lifestyle into his mid-30s thinking he’s got some game.  Eventually, though, he will go to India, find a bride (claiming life transformation) and turn into genre 1.

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