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10 reasons canadian women are ugly: REPLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-READ THIS PLZ
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10.They think makeup is a sin.
first of all, alot of people here wear makeup, but we dont need to because we are not ugly chunkers
9.They say Eh? In every sentance.
i have no idea where that assumption came from . whatever. by the way.. what are you talking about EH? at least we dont say "huh" .. yeah .. meaning you dont know what your talking about .. no suprise EH
8.They use thongs for floss.
...ahh.. so the last time i used thongs for floss was .. NEVER.. omg.. just because you do it doesnt mean we do it?
7.Dressing up is wearing their best turtle neck and overalls.
yeah.. we all love turtle necks and overalls.. because we are freakin farmers... jeeez hahahahhaha this is hilarious.. last time i wore a turtle neck was in grade 2 when it was a freezing cold winter..ahh yes canadian winters...:).., and last time i wore overalls was in grade 1 when my mom made me. oh and by the way... i havnt seen anyoen wehre overalls for years.. or turtle necks except oldies .. .EH
6.They think wearing bras gives them breast cancer.
no.. last time i checked , certain changes in DNA can cause normal breast cells to become cancerous.... yeah .. see bra anywhere in that sentance? read a book buddy... cause your wrong ...EH?
5.They use pine needles for purfume.
one word for you .... CHANEL... yeah.... thats what i thuoght
4.No mans a stud unless they are over 65.
no.. sorry but your relationships with your grandpa shouldnt be displayed over the internet...
3.They only use lace for blankets.
yes because we love to use lace on a freezing cold winter night. its ohh so warm.. bahaaha.. look around ... FLEECE...its a good warm word ... and we use it... yeah .. thanks
2.They dont know where to buy diamond seeds
HAHAHAHAH ok .. not gunna touch that one
And the number one reason they are ugly is
1.They dont have front teeth because watching their boyfriends play hockey(the ONLY sport up there)they caught a puck with their mouth
...last time i checked.. i played.. soccer, volleyball, basketball, cross country, and tons more.. yeah .. lacrosse..hockey..football..tennis..swimming..dance...gymnastics.. hahah oh yes.. we have 1 sport eh? we have everything.. and your just jealous we are better at hockey.. sorry .. and yeah .. we invented Basketball to.. IT SHOWS yeah... tihnk about it buddy .. dont diss canadas sports (its the worst thing you could ever do) ... EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hows that for ya ...
but yEH... i love usa for vacations.. its changed tho.. its not as fun anymore.. but im going to myrtle beach soon so... haha im not trying to offend any of you americans.. you guys are pretty much all awesome.. i know a lot of them (some family) ... soo.. i just hate the people who try to diss our counrty for no reason.. whatver.. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im outtie liek a belly button
sammy cameron-- sammycameron7hotmail.com
ps. colour and flavour look better with a u....sorry if your to lazy to put it ;)
ps. i never said canada was better then america so dont assume that.. i just LOVE canada so much .. (born and raised here) .. its my country... WHAT CAN YOU ALL EXPECT.. jeeeeesh.. like .. you love your country we know.. dont make fun of ours and spoil our happiness grrrg
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