1 AbSoLuTeLy AmAzIn JoKe FrOm SaRaH

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There waz an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. They were doin sum buildin work on top of a skyscraper.

Wen it waz there lunch break the English man opened his lunchbox and sed "Im sick of havin tuna butties, if me wife does me them again 2moro im gonna jump off this buildin"

The Irish man opened his lunchbox and sed "God im fed up with cheese sandwiches, if our mary does them 4 me 2moro im gonna do the same as you, jump off this buildin"

The Scottish man opened his lunchbox and sed "Oh no Ham butties again. Thats it if i hav ham 2moro im jumpin wiv u both"

The nxt day the Engish man had tuna, the Irish man had cheese and the Scottish man had ham. So they all jumped off the buildin and died.

A week l8r at there funeral all there wivez were cryin the English mans wife sed "I always fort he likes tuna butties"

Mrs Irish man waz sayin "Yeah i fort cheese waz his fave"

The Scottish mans wife sed "He always made his own lunch"





LOL Did u get it? Funny innit?


Loadsa luv 2 all me bezziez


Luv Sarah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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