Pacha's Proverbs (if you liked The Emperor's New Groove - Read!!)

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A few deep thought from Pacha 1) In order to know what you like, you must first know what you do not like. Once you figure that out, what you like is everything else. 2) The level path is always favored by the overloaded llama, unless that llama is really an emperor turned into a llama. In that case, no path is good enough, and he'll try to get you to help him carry his load. 3) In a house with a big family, the first person awake will always be the best one dressed. 4) If you can eat lunch by yourself, you can eat lunch with anyone - unless the other person eats YOUR lunch as well as his own. In that case you're better off eating alone. 5) You should always let sleeping llams lie - but try to get them to tell you the truth. 6) If someone does you a good deed, you must return the favor. And if that person returns YOUR favor, then you should tell that person that this is not a contest and to quit showing off. 7) Doing the right thing is always the right thing to do. Doing the wrong thing is always the wrong thing to do. 8) They say you can give a hungry man a fish and he eats for a day, but if you teach him to fish he can eat forever. That is, however, only if he likes fish and doesn't get sick of eating it every day for the rest of his life, which to me does not seem very likely.

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