Ladies VS Real Women
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>Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
>cooking, drop
>in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
>"fix-me-up."
>Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
>too
>freakin bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made
>it and
>you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
>
>Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
>on your
>forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
>might
>still have the headache, but who cares?
>
>Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
>to
>prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of
>the
>bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying with
>your butt
>on the couch and your feet up anyway.
>
>Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
>with the
>potatoes.
>Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
>about
>the potatoes growing arms and legs.
>
>Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
>bit of
>the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
>inside of
>the cake.
>Real Women - Go to the bakery-they'll even decorate the stupid thing
>for
>you.
>
>Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to
>yield a
>beautiful glossy finish.
>Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
>brushing
>egg whites over anything, so I don't do it.
>
>Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
>dishwashing
>gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
>Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
>
>And finally this most important tip.... Ladies - Don't throw out all
>that
>leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
>and
>sauces.
>Real Women - Leftover wine?
>
>A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.....but, a true
>friend will
>be sitting next to you saying, "Girl...that was fun"
>
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