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you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera
guys, don't expect us to dress
like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much
spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the
D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which
also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a
little jealous . . . but overly possessive is
not necessary.
10.
Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we
massage, you massage; we go down, you go down;
we shave, you shave (and
not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a
prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye
contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16.
Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty,
honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We
never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us.
You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that
way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the
same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes
24. We have
an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us
no matter where we are . . . even at our
house and getting into the
car.
26. We love surprises
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with
an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they
mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER
whitey-tighties, NEVER
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31.
Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and
white
teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck
at going down on us,
so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even
though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still
love you with
everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with
you're best friend
and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around
your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes
quot;NOquot; really means quot;NOquot;
37. quot;Wife Beatersquot;
are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video
tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are
great . . . but crying more than we do in a
movie just isn't
right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are
stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget
birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy
a woman.
43. quot;Fat Chicksquot; have feelings too.
44. Silent
treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks
all add up to
. . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG
45. If you are not a good dancer, please
be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring
doesn't mean
she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to
spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't
mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the
girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my
best friends
know everything about you.
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