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Practise makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, then why practise?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, then screw the fruit.
Cry me a river...build me a bridge...then do me a favor...and jump off it
()I'm nucking futs()
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me gorgeous, what happened to you?
Could I borrow your library card cos I'd like to check you out.
There is no I in S-L-U-T, but there is a U.
If ur naughty, go 2 ur room, if u wana b naughty, cum 2 min.
God make rivers, God made lakes, God made you, but we all make mistakes.
When a smurf chokes, what colour does it turn?
When the french swear, do they say 'excuse my english?'
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because ur all da same
Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS
I'm not a tease, just a reminder of what you can't have
Sorry, it's not my fault God put more work into than he did to you.
I know I'm not perfect, but God's still working on me...ur done
Sex is like McDonalds...I'm lovin it
God mde land, God mde grass, God gave me the cutest ass
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I'd tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
You're so sweet you taking Nestle out of business
I Like Your Style, I Like Your Class, But Most Of All I Like Your Ass
Men are like roses, watch out for the pricks
(something boring) is a name, sex is a game, forget the name, let's play the game
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made (fit boy) so darn sexy.
You think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mother
(L)(K)im sweet like candy...Hot like fire...im the gurl that...that lads desire…(L)(K)
I'm so hot, I make fire jealous...I'm so cool, fire doesn't stand a chance.
Who rules the roost? I rule the roost
Guys are like players, that's a fact, don't fall in love just play em back.
Guys are like buses, the next one's along in five minutes.
A man's just like the world, you just wanna get on top of it.
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what inside that counts:P
Im sweet like suger, Hot like hell, Im the finest girl, As u can tell
Life is short. and so am I
God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
ScReW sKiTtLeS....cOmE tAsTe My (R)RaInBoW(R)
Daddy says I shouldn't be made to do anything...so what's up with school?
Im like a parking ticket, i hav 'FINE' written all over me
Ur not da brightest crayon in da box now r ya?
IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCLATE CHIPS
Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
Hello 2 all of mi m8z in da bestest eva form: 7J:
Molly, Elise, Rachael, Dani, Daisy, Tam, Chloe, Fee, Emma, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Beth, Bethany, Bryz, Naomi and da rest of u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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