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10 things that little punk children should do (another reply
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1. Take a Shower
Its only water and a little soap no need to be afraid
--I don't know who you've been talking to, but all the punks I know shower daily.
2. Stop Listening to S hity Music
Little punk children don't understand that punk died, in the 80s, in England, and that what your wasting your time listening too now is alot of no-talent BS.
--First of all, what right do you have to decree what is 'shitty' and what isn't?
Other then that this is actually one point that I almost agree with you on. I wouldn't quite say it's dead, though--close to it. And that didn't occur in the '80s, or in England.
"Punk's not dead it just deserves to DIE when it becomes another STALE cartoon, a close-minded self-centered SOCIAL CLUB" (Those are lyrics, by the way, by the Dead Kennedys. Look them up. They were punk.)
3. Stop Whining About Your Problems
NOONE CARES about you or your problems, honestly, we have 7 billion people on this plant, noone gives a s hit, why don't you make your self useful and go ahead with your suicide plans, cause your wasting my oxygen.
--What, exactly, are you doing here? Whining from what I can tell. And any so-called 'punk' band that does nothing but whine about their problems is not punk. Go out and listen to the Ramones, or the Dead Kennedys, or the Stooges--they were punk and I'm yet to hear any of them whining about problems.
4. Learn F ucking English ... Learn to Type its REALLY not that hard
n0n3 cen reed yer fukd upp kewl qunk talk....
--It really amuses me that by saying this you seem to be implying that only punks type like that. Are you that ignorant? I listen to some punk--I'm not a punk, though, I'm actually a metalhead--and I would never be caught dead typing like that. Nor would any of my friends, including the ones who are 'punks'.
5. No, your life doesnt suck
You have it pretty good, if you own a computer, or even have access to one, your in the top 1/3 most privleged people in the world, be happy, go to school, eat, take a shit and go to sleep.
--You're right--my life doesn't suck. Although I've probably been through more shit then you have, my life does not suck. Anybody who claims to be a punk and yet frequently tells you that their life sucks is not a punk at all, they are in fact an emo kid.
6. I don't care how high you were/are/will be
"I got like so high last night dude you seriously" don't care, why don't you go tell that to the cops, they might care.
--I think you're referring to stoners, not punks, dear.
7. Stop using the words "Preppy", "Prep" or any dirivative
Just because someone buys clothing that doesnt make them look homeless, hint SOME of us have JOBS doesn't mean they are "preppy" whatever the f uck that means.
--I'll stop using the word 'preppy' or any of its derivatives (look unlike you, I spelled it right) when you stop using the word 'punk'.
Are you suggesting that punks don't have jobs? Because if so I have several friends that can prove otherwise.
Oh, and since you don't know:
prep·py or prep·pie ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prp)
n. Informal pl. prep·pies
1.A student or former student of a preparatory school.
2.A person whose manner and dress are deemed typical of traditional preparatory schools. (dictionary.com)
Look, it's not even insulting.
8. You can't be an arrogent prick and emo, please, pick 1 and stick with it
All these cry babies "waah waah im emo" and then "oh dude that guys so poser cause he like has a (insert another shitty band name here) shirt on and thats so lame dude" It all sounds like the same shit to me.
--Truthfully, I don't even know what to say to this. Why are you generalising so much? Punks have different personalities, believe it or not. Some of them are arrogant pricks, some are emo, some are both, some are friendly, some are jerks...just like everybody else.
9. Die, Peirce, tattoo etc your body
Please, if you want to "express" yourself use a peice of paper so I dont have to look at it.
--First of all, you spelled 'dye' wrong, unless you were subtly suggesting that you want punks to die, although somehow I doubt you're smart enough to figure that out.
Oh, 'pierce' is wrong too.
Now, what I enjoy the most about this one is that it seems you are telling punks to go get tattoos or piercings, and then you tell them not to. And I'll say again what everyone has said before me: If you don't want to see it, don't look at it.
10. Leave
Just go... somewhere else, like alabama, just dont live around here.
--This is my favourite. This proves to me that I have almost wasted my time typing this up, because you seem to be nothing more then a prejudiced, misinformed little girl. There's no doubt in my mind that I won't change your mind about anything. Oh well. Thank you for keeping me entertained.
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