10 reasons to know your a REAL dumb american (!reply!)
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(OMG it seems like CANADA IS THE ONE WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH.. people here speak it very well, you guys are the ones who say 'eh?' i mean.. what the heck, isnt it "um?" or "what?" i mean.. 'eh?' like thats really stupid)
(IM SICK OF THIS WHOLE CANADIAN / AMERICAN THING.. BUT WHOEVER WROTE THIS(A STUPID CANADIAN PROBABLY) BETTER SHUT THERE MOUTH BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE TOTALLY NOT STUPID.. CANADIANS JUST ARE TRYING TO DEFEND THERESELVES...WHICH ARENT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB)
REASONS:
10)You pronounce your O's as A's.
example: instead of hockey, you say hackey
(umm.. NOT REALLY .. what are you talking about?? i never heard ANY american say hockey like that.. are you retarded?)
(and yes, even though you guys cheated with that ref., we still beat you in womens hockey)
(whatever, most people in america don't even really care about that..)
9) More than half of your population is overwieght because your standards on food is so low.
(OHHH WHATEVER.. your so stupid i swear, so most people are overweight?? did you notice most of them go on diets?hmm..probably not...)
8) Your population is so high (just like your egos) because of single 14 year old teenage mothers.
(OKAY, thats just so stupid I SWEAR the 14 year old mothers.. are single because the men leave them, most girls get raped, but.. you probably didn't notice that either)
7) You think Canadians are people who hunt moose and live in igloos AND that we are all mounties.
(WELL, most of you seem like it..and its so freakin' cold up there.... and NO ONE said you lived in igloos? wow..)
6) You think America is a synonym for earth.
(whatever..)
5) You think that the sport "curling" consists of a curling iron and alot of hair.
(uhm, well you guys do nothing with your hair anyways.. i think you should start, you girls all look like men, just because american girls do so much with there hair, i mean.. are you jealous??)
4) You think canada has a President.
(no one would WANNA be your president if you even tried to get one)
3) When you think that bombing another country makes you so brave, and that you are the leading cause that any wars were won.
(uhm, have you ever heard of 'defending yourself'??)
2) You are proud to have Bush as a President.
(some people are, and some aren't.. and so what? he is a good guy, you would never know though)
1) You dont understand half of this list.
(hmm.. wonder why im writing back? if im such a stupid american and doesn't understand it, well i dont think YOU understand what i'm trying to get at)
See, Canadians are so dumbSorry some canadians who aren't like this, but for the people who are.. you suck
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