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>Hey, I'm The Love Supplier.
>I am not a boy or a girl.
>I am just The Love Supplier
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>So, are you down with love?
>Haven't got a boyfriend?
>Aren't getting on with your boyfriend?
>Dumped, or dumping someone?
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>Well, lucky you, because The Love Supplier has rescued you
>Simply because you have this email being sent to you
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>It may be easier to read this through once before attempting, so
>you know what is happening
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>So, here's the deal:
>You do what this email says, and you shall be rewarded (with love
>and such like)
>If you don't do what this email says, you...well, let's save that
>for later. I don't want to frighten you.
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>Now, do EXACTLY what I tell you to.
>One mistake, even the tiniest error, and everything will go wrong.
>And you only have one chance at this
>Afterwards,
>You can never do it again
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>Close one eye for sixty seconds.
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>Now close the other eye for sixty seconds.
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>With both eyes open, whisper the name of your crush/ e.g say if
>your name is Chloe, and your crushes is Michael, you would say :
>'Michael and Chloe'. Your crushs name ALWAYS comes first.
>Otherwise, this won't work.
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>Fetch a piece of paper within ten seconds. Fold it in half so it is
>taller, rather than longer.
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>Don't be embarassed to do this bit. Apply some lipstick to your
>lips, and kiss one side of the paper. Write 'KISSED _____(crushes
>name)' underneath the kiss mark.
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>Fold this paper in half again, so the kiss is hidden. Put this
>somewhere secret. You won't ever need it again, but don't throw it
>away, because otherwise this will not work.
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>Dream of doing something nice with your crush (something realistic,
>not a honeymoon in Fiji or anything) before you go to sleep, and
>after you brush your teeth. If you dream before brushing your teeth,
>you will be cleaning away the dream, therefore, messing all this up.
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>In a _ amount of days, something will happen. What happens, and
>within how many days, is determined by you. Scroll down to find out
>how...
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>SEND this to:
>1 person - In 40 days, your crush will smile at you, and appreciate
>you.
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>2 people - In 28 days, your crush will smile at you, and appreciate
>you.
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>3 people - In 14 days, your crush will smile at you, and appreciate
>you.
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>4 people - In 7 days, your crush will smile at you, and appreciate
>you.
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>5 people - In 2 days, your crush will smile at you, and appreciate
>you.
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>6 people - In 10 days, your crush will ask you to go to town, but
>not on a date.
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>7 people - In 5 days, your crush will ask you to go to town, but
>not on a date.
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>8 people - Your crush will ask you out, but you will have a shy,
>and closed up relationship.
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>9 people - Your crush will ask you out, and you will have a normal,
>slightly happy relationship.
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>10 people - Your crush will ask you out, and you will slow dance at
>the disco with him.
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>11 people - Your crush will ask you out, you will slow dance with
>him at the disco, and will kiss
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>12+ people - You and your crush will do the above (11 people) and
>will go out on regular, romantic dates
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>Now, if you do not send this...
> Option A - If you plan to send this email, and to do the love
>thing, but forget, you will only miss out on all your favourite
>shows, and be banned from the computer, for two weeks.
>Option B - If you look at this email, and read it, but don't plan
>to send it, you crush will never like you. Ever.
>Option C - If you only read the first line of this email, and then
>delete it, or don't read it, you will walk under a ladder, and have
>double the amount of bad luck you usually get.
>Option D - If you do not read this email at all (and I know if you
>don't, but you won't know what will happen, 'coz you haven't read
>this bit) then you will lose either all your friends, a few good
>friends, or your very best friend, depending how you rate them.
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>Now, don't ask me how this works...it just does. And if you don't
>believe this...
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>A girl named Hannah Dawwe saw this email in her inbox.
>She thought,
>'What a load of rubbish',
>And deleted the email.
>Furthermore,
>she emailed the person who had sent it to her, and sent the person
>the most horrible, insulting letter ever.
>Then she sent it to everybody else who sent her the chain letter,
>because, of course, they believed it (why not)
>And then,
>She was egged on the way to school,
>She moved,
>But everybody knew her as the 'Egg Girl'
>So she vowed to send on any chainletters that she got, to redeem
>herself,
>But she never got any.
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>Coincedence?
>Or not.
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>Forward this
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>From,
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>__TheLoveSupplier__
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