1 AA Really Funny Candy Man.

Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

Ok here it is..and you gotta admit its pretty funny..

Candy Man..
Ok well there was a mom and her 7 year old daughter, and the mom said, "Honey i will be right back, dont leave the house and dont let anyone in, not even the candy man I am just going to work to get my check then to the bank to cash it." The daughter said, "Okay mom i wont let anyone in." Well the mom left and the little girl sat down and watched a movie. About 5 min. into the movie someone knocked on the door. She said, "Whose is it?" and the guy replied, "The candy man." she then said "My mom said i cant let you in." and the Candy man replies, "I'll give you 2 suckers." She said "okay" and let him in and went back to watching her movie. About 10 min. later she said "i gotta go to the bathroom i'll be right back." the candy man said "im coming too" and she said "no" and he said "i'll give you 4 suckers." she then said okay and they went upstairs to the bathroom and she closed the door in front of him he said "let me in and i'll give you 6 suckers." she opened the door and he stood watching her. he said "let me stick my finger in your belly botton and i'll give you 8 suckers" she said ok and then about a minute after he did she said "Hey, thats not my belly button" and the candy man replied "Yea thats not my finger either."





(if you dont get it..it was her ___(i dont need to say it) and his ___ (i dont need to say that either)) lol funny huh?

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