1 funny joke that ull think is to do with something else but its not!!

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a 74 year old man goes to the doctors with his wife (who's 30) and asked the doctor if they could have a baby. the doctor gave him a jar and asked the man for a sample and come back the next day with the sample.
the next day he goes back and the doctor asked for the sample and the man goes well i tried with my right hand couldnt get it, i tried with my left hand couldnt get it my wife tried with her left hand and couldnt get it tried with her right hand couldnt get it tried with her mouth couldnt get it.
so i went next door, the ladies a bigger woman and she tried with her left hand couldnt get it tried with her right hand couldnt get it, tired with her mouth with her teeth in and then without her teeth in still couldnt get it.
then the doctor says well maybe your too old to have children.
stuff the sample couldnt even get the bloody jar open

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