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DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
Mistakes are made, you pay for them……then you do it again
Don’t interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
The voices in my head don't like you.
DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE
there are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish
A B C D E F G gummie bears are chasing me, one is red, and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe
im not here because im there
my mother told me never to talk to strangers. thats y i dont talk to myself anymore
where ever i go, ill be there
sorry, i wasnt listening, i was out walking my pet goldfish
No ociffer theres no blood in my alcohol system
a day without light is...like ... well...umm...night
in some cultures, wat i do is considered normal.
4 out of 5 voices in my head say to go back to sleep
if you dont like the way i drive, stay off of the sidewalk
dont upset me, im running of of places to hide the bodies
did you know that i can be invisible....but only when no one is around
my imaginary friend doesn’t think u have problem she thinks I do
dont hate this girl, hate that one
i lie all the time, in fact im lying right now
if you cant say something funny about someone, dont say anything at all
I'm thinking... This may take awhile...
:PThinking is a powerful thing powerful things are dangerous and im not aloud to play with dangerous things therefore I don’t think:P
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Smile and the whole world smiles with , fart n u stand alone
sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them
If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission
Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, anit been shoppin at the right shops
people are like slinkies, its always fun 2 watch them fall down the stairs
Guyz act like dicks 2 make up 4 the 1's they dont have
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train
.•´¨»cLoSe mY eYeS i cOuNt 2 TeN HoPe My LiFe iS oVa wHeN oPeN tHeM«´¨•.
i WaNNa BeND, i WaNNa BrEaK..i WaNNa SLeeP NeVa WaKe
SuMTiMeS iT HuRTs MoRe To SMiLe iN FroNt oF eVeRYoNe tHaN tO CRy aLL aLoNe
Waking up is the start of my nightmares
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls
I have an answer to everything. Maybe not the right answer, but an answer nonetheless
Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet
Keyboard disconnected, press F11 to continue
If you can't convince them, confuse them
You know i could die any minute..the tradgedy is that i dont
i was standing in the park wondering y frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me
Life sucks don’t try
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