FUnNy (Ha Ha Ha)
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You are blessed with both. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live...
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of _____expression many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
Once an angle came up to me granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life
time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition
marry ur dad's ugly decision.
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache
One day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU ME laughing, YOU ME
crying, YOU ME dreaming, YOU ME holding on, YOU ME... just YOU ME
sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL ME CHECKING YOU. I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else
............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up
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