an amazingly funny story about three dead women

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

Three women, all of which are close friends, died. They all floated up to the golden gates and met st. peter, yada yada yada. St peter gave them their greeting, "welcome to heaven We only have one rule up here in heaven: don't step on the ducks" The women, silently chuckling to themselves all agreed. How many ducks could there be in heaven anyway?

Well, they soon realised their mistake. Ducks everywhere. It is almost impossible NOT to step on a duck. So, by accident of course, the first woman stepped on a duck. Her mistake. St. Peter came running over

"As punishment for stepping on a duck, you must spend the rest of eternity linked to the ugliest man," and true to his word, behind him was the ugliest man she had ever laid eyes on. St. Peter handcuffed them together and dashed away. The two other women, seeing the punishment for stepping on the ducks, were extra careful where they walked.

But, as luck would have it, the next women stepped on a duck. St. Peter came dashing over to give his speech again.

"As punishment for stepping on a duck, you must spend the rest of eternity linked to the ugliest man," and once again, true to his word, another ugly man was waiting behind him. If it's possible, he was even uglier than the first ugly man.

The third woman was now so afraid of being stuck forever with an ugly man was as careful as she could be. She'd gone for months straight avoiding the ducks. St. Peter came over, with the most beautiful man she had ever laid eyes on behind him. St. peter handcuffed them together without saying a word.

"What have I done to deserve this?" she thought outloud.

The man replied with, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

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