111111111111111111111111111111111111111Yo Moma
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yo moma's so fat that wen she gets on the scales it looks like her fone number
yo moma's so fat that the only thing stopping her from jenny craig is the door
yo moma's so fat they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping
yo moma's so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list
yo moma's so smelly yo daddy works overtime
yo moma's so fat she bent over and got arrested for possesion of crack
yo moma's so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch
yo moma's so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks
yo moma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
yo moma's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
yo moma's so old shes blind from the big bang
yo moma's so old even God calls her mum
yo moma's so fat that she broke a branch on the family tree
yo moma's so fat people jog around her for exercise
yo moma's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
yo moma's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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