1 male singing bird

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There was a newlywed couple and the wife wanted a pet.The husband goes to the pet store with a list his wife gave him.He looked at it an figured out that they were all singing birds.So he sees this one and he thinks its perfect.So he asked the manager how does it sing.so he told him to stick a match under his left foot it sings silent night, and put it under its right foot its sings jingle bells.So he goes home with the bird and tells his wife all he had heard.She asked what happens when u stick the match in the middle.So they try it and the bird sings "chestnuts roasting on an open fire.







get it his nuts are burning.

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