1 da real pink duk joke!
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on da 1st day der, 1 lady stepped on a pink duk, along came st peter with the most horrifiying, uglist man da lady had eva seen nd chained her 2 him. da nxt day da otha lady steped on a duk nd was chained 2 a ugly ugly man. da 3rd lady was very careful not to step on a duk. after a cuple of months of not stepin on duks, st peter came along wit da most gorguz hottest man da lady had eve seen. den st peter chained de 2gether nd left. 'wel' said da lady in a suductive voice, ' i wunder wot i did 2 b chained 2 u 4 al eternity?'
da man replied ' i dont no bout u, but al i did was step on a duk'
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