a bunch of great insults by Jordan C.
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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God Made Oceans God Made Lakes God Made (name) Hey, we all make mistakes
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It takes me 42 muscles to frown, but it takes me only four to raise my middle finger and say, "Bite me."
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My door is Always open………….. so feel free to leave
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Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Oops I didn’t mean to hit u ………………… but I’m glad I did
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Wanna pretend you're a geak with me? Wait you don't have to
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Be nice 2 me, i'm running out of places 2 hide the bodys
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i'm blonde what's u're excuse?
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Most humans have a brain the size of their fists, well, you lost your hands in a lawn mower accident, that explains a lot.
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You:"Stop doing that thing"
Insultee:"what thing?"
You:"That thing when your lips move and sound comes out."
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He is living proof that man can live without a brain
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Im an angel Honest The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight
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A heart is not a play thinga heart is not a toybut if you want it broken..just give it to a boy
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If you love someone put there name in a cirlce, not in a heart, a heart can be broken, but a circle lasts forever
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You see it in the movies
The love and romance
But did you ever stop to wonder
What happened after all of that?
I sat watching movies
All the time
Wishing I could love someone like that one day
Hoping everything could be perfect like I saw
My chance finally came
Expecting it out of no where
I fell in love
And new it was finally my chance…to love like I always wanted
But I never knew what happened
After the love and romance
That was in the movies I saw
I thought everything was perfect
Nothing could go wrong
But in my world it did
I only saw the start
To a beautiful love
That ended in tears and a broken heart
I then relized
I never watched the movie the whole way through
I only saw the begging of the love and romance
That still had much heart breaking and tears left to go through
Every time I see a movie now
I cant help but wonder
What happened after all that
Love and Romance?
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I wish you'ld love me
I love you now more than words can say,
But when I came you ran away.
Then you went to pack up and fly,
Without a goodluck or a goodbye.
Another night past without any sleep,
I just lie tired in bed and weep.
Everyday that passes is like a knife,
Stabbing through my heart once then twice.
Every day I whisper soflty,
I wish I wish I wish you'ld love me.
When I close my eyes what do I see,
Your perfect face looking down at me.
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Thinking is a powerful thing. Power is dangerous. I'm not allowed to play with dangerous things, therefore I don't think.
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I want to tell you what I’m feeling, but I don‘t know where to start. I want to tell u yes I do but I’m scared you’ll break my heart
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The dirty looks, da jealous stares n the funny part is u think I care
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Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
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Welcome to loserville. Population: you
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Your village called, their idiot is missing
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If I had the letters "HRT" and I could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT", I'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
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When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you.
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)If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day...I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands
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A Bitch Is A Dog,Dogs Bark,Bark Is A Part Of A Tree,Trees Are Part Of Natue,Natures Beautiful,So If You Eva Call Me A Bitch Again,Thanks For The Compliment
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True friends are like diamonds; precious and rare; False friends are like leaves; found everywhere
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guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
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Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, + so r u,
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead, the sugar bowls
empty, + so is ur head
I hope u liked them. E-mail me and tell me how they were.
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