AMITY VILLE HORROR FANS CLICK HERE MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO GEEKS!!!

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OKAY PEOPLEZ THIS IS A FAKE ARTICAL I MADE OUT OF A NEWSPAPER I WRITE 4 MY OWN AMUSEMENT CALLED THE NEWSPAPER FOR THE GEEKS OR NFTG NEWSPAPER . PLZ E-MAIL ME AT kstoewsacharter.net 2 TELL ME WUT U THOUGH ABOOUT IT.

NOTE: THERE IS REALLY KNOW CONVENTION




ATTENTION

A Star Trek convention is to be held on October 30th of next year It will be held at 112 Ocean Ave., New York. This is a major event and all our fans of this newspaper won’t want to miss the geek convention, no that’s a typo you don’t want to miss the Star Trek convention. There will be a 5,000 fee to get in that will mysteriously disappear. There will be a memorial for the actors of the original series. Also there will be so much food that flies will appear out of nowhere and attack all of the priests attending. Watch out for the lion statue you don’t want to trip over it There have been complaints about that in the past. The convention will last 28 days then everyone will flee, no wait dang it another typo, then everyone will leave.  But to make your time here enjoyable we do have a few safety precautions. They are as follows:

1. Do NOT go near the boat house. We wouldn’t want you get hit by the slamming by the door if it all of a sudden got windy.

2. Try to stay away from open windows they could fall closed on your hands.

3. Please don’t bring anything advertising your religion. We wouldn’t want anyone getting offend like happened last year when someone’s crucifix was repeatedly hung upside down and then finally stolen.

4. The convention ends at 3:15a.m.each night. Please try to leave on time we wouldn’t want anyone getting mad and hurting you because you were still there.

5. Like mentioned earlier there is a big lion statue and we would appreciate it if you stayed away from that to. We wouldn’t want you tripping over it or getting your foot caught in the teeth.

6. Last year we had an unattended child and we don’t like children here. Just geeks. Dog gone it yet another misprint. Anyway do NOT amuse a child named Jodie.

Remember are just trying to keep you safe with these precautions and this last rule is the most important:

7. UNDER NO CIRRUMSTANCES GO IN THE BASEMENT 

Please follow are rules or you will die or be seriously haunted. OOPS Typo again or else we will ask you to leave. To purchase tickets to this event please call 343-4335. PLEASE PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE NUMBERS YOU DIAL Hope to see you at the convention

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