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Why did Adam come first?
Because men always do
Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would get mugged
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?
Ones white ,plastic and dangerous to children.The others for putting your shopping in.
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and 1,000 dollars.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the 1,000 dollars?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
What do a Rubix cube and a peni.s have in common?
The longer you play with them the harder they get
What's worse than getting r.aped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some money on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He thenWhat's your says " name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having s.ex?
A. Call her and tell her
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