20 Reasons Canadians are stupid...The reply to the reply's reply!
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uhh...most people speak english AND french...french is our second language, like duhhh, it should probably make us smarter also....we know two languages.....what do americans speak?? dumb?
No, most people speak English and Spanish or English and Viet.
Okay, first I'm going to comment on the first part. Majority? We have one french province in Canada How is that Majority? And to the second reply, Congratulations to you guys. You speak the same number of languages as we do.
2. They don't get a good currency exchange rate when they come to America, while when Americans go to Canada they do.
and why does that make canadians stupid? it also went up 10 cents
You only say "Why does that make Canadians stupid...." because you have no reply to the quote.
And that's all that you had to say? That doesn't really make your reply much better. We don't have as high as an exchange rate because in America they have more large companies producing consumer items. Therefor the economy has more money, so yours is worth more to the rest of the world. But not by much. Right now our dollar is at approximatley .87 of yours.
3. The biggest things they are known for is maple syrup and hockey.
again, why does that make us stupid, we're known for other great things, like the snow mobile and basketball, and many other.......... and we're the best at hockey men AND WOMEN
Good for you.
Yes, good for us. On this statement I agree.
4. They only have 1 or 2 climates, while America has almost every climate.
again.....why does that make us stupid...i have a feeling im gonna be sayin that more often...but anyways, who cares if we only have 2 climates, u should be happy we go to america to enjoy the heat
If the person you were talking to hates Canadians, why would he/she be happy that you come to the US?
Because without Canadians ( And other people ) visiting your coutry for the warm climate, then your economic rates would go down, and your dollar would no longer be worth as much as it is now.
5. They don't own a tropical island.
haha who cares that doesnt make us stupid by the way
Yes, but it does make you sadistic.
Sadistic
adj : deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting pain on another.
Okay, explain to us how us not having a tropical island makes us want to hurt people and then go masturbate in a corner? What the hell goes through your mind over the duration of a day?
6. The only thing they know about Bill Clinton was that he had an affair, which is not uncommon with people in Canada or America, and that aside from that he was actually a very good president.
we dont have to know much about him, he didnt run our country, we just like to hear the gossip and laugh
But you should know about whats going on in the world. So this does, in fact, make you stupid.
Then maybe some Americans should get a clue about Canada too. I'm not saying that all of them are clueless to as what's in Canada, but some are. Such as people thinking it snows up here all the time. WRONG We have summer. That we live in Igloos? WRONG The sun would MELT them. That we have a president? WRONG We have a Prime Minister. That everyone says Eh, or aboot. WRONG I'll admitt that I say "eh", but I do not say Aboot. I say about. I have only heard 3 people ever say aboot in my entire life, and one of them was from America.
7. Most famous people are American, and the few that are Canadian had enough sense to move to America.
there are a lot of famous canadian people, just that americans think that all the famous people are american
If they were really famous, wouldnt we actually know about them?
yah, famous Canadians move to America because the money is worth more. We've established that. If I had a job and I could make more money for doing the exact same thing in a country right next door, I'd move there too. It's all about the money.
8. They don't have an element on the periodic table named after Canada.
so???? and how does that make us stupid?
America is famous enough to have an element named after them.
What? Do you want a hero cookie or something for that? Yah, some guy a long time ago discovered an element and named it that . That doesn't mean America is famous. It means that the guy was patriotic towards his country.
9. America became a country before Canada.
so?? and again how does that make us stupid?????
Okay, so there's only two responses to this one. But still. America became a country before Canada by doing what it was best at - Raging war and bloodshed. Canada was peaceful about it, and we got our freedom. And we didn't suffer what-so-ever under the British rule. On the contrare, they treated us well. Therefor there was no loss for us.
10. Almost no one goes on vacation in Canada.
almost no one.......hahahha theres lots every year people from all over the world...they even come to a small unknown town like mine....and theres lots..........dont forget alaska is your state.....and its way colder than Canada.....and lots of people go there.....so why wouldnt they come to canada for vacation?
Alaska is one out of fifty states. And he/she said "on vacation" not "to visit someone".
I do believe it says "vacation". And what does the fact that it is one out of 50 states have to do with the statement? Just because you have a bunch of little states crammed into America doesn't mean anything. As far as no one coming here, I think the beaurou of tourism would have something to say to that.
11. They use the word Eh for other reasons than to make fun of themselves.
and why would we make fun of our selves?? that makes total sense......eh is just what we say.....and eh is way better than sayin "huh"
In your opinion, yes. In our opinion, no.
Yah, there really is nothing else much to say on that one. You say "huh" we say "Eh", there's nothing either can do about it.
12. They think Americans are stupid even though things such as computers, airplanes, and walkmen were invented by americans.
oooooo arnt u guys just soo smart
Ooooo lyke lurn how to speel
Uh huh. Computers crash, Airplanes break, and walkmen are totally over-ruled. And besides, the fastest plane in the world was created by Canadians in Ottawa. And you know what the American did? Came in and destroyed the prototype and ruined all the plans. I guess they couldn't handle a little healthy competition.
13. No major contributors that have made the world better have come from Canada.
the world better??? i dont see it gettin any better.......your president made it worse by starting a WAR geez
Our president is one person, he doesnt make all of America bad. The people make the country, not the leader.
256 BILLION dollars have been spent on the was in Iraq. The government is asking for another 65 BILLION. That would make it over 300 billion dollars spent on the war. Do you know how much money it would take to fix all of the water and poverty problems in Africa? 8 Billion Dollars. Yah, America sure is contributing to "helping" the world.
14. Canada doesn't stick up for itself, and then they say that everyone likes them, even though the only reason Canada would be attacked is if aliens came down looking for maple syrup, because it is worthless other than that.
hmm did u watch the olympics last year??? everyone hated canada.....we couldnt do anything until both our men and womens team one gold in hockey...but still people hate us....which i cant explain
I wonder why, because most of you are braggers with imitation French accents. Those are the ones who stick up for themselves, whioch means they are the ones who are heard. This leads to the conclusion that most people think your country is made of the people who are the voice of your country, aka. the Selfish Wannabe Braggers.
Fake french accents? I know of no one who has a french accent except people who are in, or have came from, Quebec. And they aren't fake. In case you haven't noticed, thay ACTUALLY speak french there. And as far as braggers go, American's brag all the time too. It's in human nature.
15. Even though Canada is known for its winter sports, at the Winter Olympics where are all there medals?
We have medals......a lot, maybe you americans should pay attention to other countries other than just yourselves
As you said before, "we dont have to know much about him, he didnt run our country...." So, before, we didnt have to know about other countries. Now we do Make up your mind.
Okay, so as far as the whole medals thing goes, I don't really know. because I don't watch the Olympics. But as far as us being known for our winter sports, like you said before it is warmer in the States. But up here it's frigid during the winters. Your athletes get to practice on simulation snow it temperatures just below zero. Up here they have to practice in minus 20 weather. I'd be staying indoors too.
16. America has Disneyland, Disneyworld, and 30 six flags theme parks, so Canadians have to come down to America to go to any theme parks because they don't have any.
Yeah we have theme parks......again...maybe u should take interest or maybe research on canada before you go saying and making up all this stuff that isnt even true
If you have such good parks, why dont Americans know about them?
Because they have their own, duh. Why waste money to come to Canada when you have some right there? And I admit that I want to go to disney world, but once again this all boils down to one thing. Your dollar is still worth more than ours ( don't pride yourselves in this too much. The reason this is dates back to the world wars. It's not this generations doing.) Therefore you have more money to spend on things such as these.
17. Canadians have 1 and 2 dollar coins.
and?????
You make something heavier rather than something that is made of paper and easier to lift. This makes you stupid.
As it may be heavier, it also lasts longer and is much more durable.
18. Canadians are full of themselves.
and why is that?
Because youre snobs.
I am not full of myself. I don't know, maybe I'm mistaken, but it was YOU who started this little thing here. The only reason I'm posting here is beause your bad mouthing my country. Otherwise, I wouldn't have said anything at all about America, because I have friends and family there, and I think it be very nice to go there to visit some places. It's just people like you that are getting us Canadians to retaliate. So who are the one's that are full of themselves? It's not us, and it's not the entire American population, it's just people like you guys.
19. Canadians aren't liked by the French, even though thats were they came from.
again..........did u research that, or did u hear that from CNN or sum crap
Another sarcastic remark. Canadians.
Yah, I'm canadian and I'm sarcastic. There are many Sarcastic Americans. And Canadians aren't liked by the french because Britian and France fought for control of us, and Britian won. And we didn't "come from" France. There were a few french settlements in Canada, and the British let them keep their traditions and their language. That's why we have a french province.
20. America could take over Canada if it even wanted to, but Canada could never take over any country.
why would we do such a horrible thing?
You wouldnt because you couldnt.
The only reason Americans could take us over is because almost everyone hates them, therefor they have to step up their military just in case someone tries to attack them. Canadians don't have to step up our military because everyone doesn't hate us. Sure, maybe a few do, but that's life. I mean, you should feel SO PROUD that American's have delveloped weapons that could destroy the whole world. I mean, that's REAL productive.
And also, before I go, I just want to say that I DO NOT hate American's. On the contrare, I would rather like to visit some places there. I just hate people who think that they are such "Big people" by trying to put us down.
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