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big pimply (from the author of i like big bucks)
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"big pimply" by Ethan Mawyer
Parody of big pimpin' by Jay-Z
Uhh, uhh, uhh,
I’m big pimply baby
I’m big pimply bad acne
See me uggh uggh eew
(disgusted noises)
You know I got lots of them but i don’’t care
It’s not hard to notice that they’re there
In a crowd people pick me out
And give me a disgusted stare
To touch my face no one will dare
I think my looks they really scare
Anyone whho looks in my direction
My looks for long most cannot bear
I do own a mirror, I’m aware
That I’ve got stuff that most people do not
Yeah pimples i really got a lot
It really dosn’t make me look to hot
My face has got more grease than a bunch of tater tots
No matter how much you tell me to i will not do
Anything to clean up my face. Since I
Just’t won’t listen Y’all be missin’
What i said before
To change my mind isn’t easy
I’ll be forever greasy
Although you all be teasing i won’t be pleasing
I got no soap
I got no hope
for facial cleaning
Won’t scra-a-a-a-tch don’t wanna pop ‘em
scr-a-a-a-tch bad
Won’t scra-a-a-a-tch don’t wanna pop em
scr-a-a-a-tch bad
Chorus:
They call me, big pimply, bad acne
There’s a lot now
Big pimply, my skin’s oily
I bein ... big pimply, yeah rather ugly
There is no one in this world that looks worse than me
They call me, big pimply, bad acne
There’s a lot now
Big pimply, my skin’s oily
I bein ... big pimply, yeah rather ugly
There is no one in this world that looks worse than me
One day i saw medusa, i was fine she turned to stone
When people see me, they often groan and moan
And my hygienic habits my doctors don’t condone
And they’re also why i spend so much time alone
an uglier man than me the world has never known
The passengers cant take the sight of me so for years i haven’t flown
In fact some acne removal cream i used to own
But i decided i didn’t want it so in the garbage it was thrown.
Now its a good thing i learned how to program a pc
Since nobody will work with me
If i couldn’t work in my house i don’t know what i’d be
Then i’d probably not have a job at all, out on the street
Begging for money to buy meat which is hard
In my quest of getting food i would meet with defeat
would not have a thing to eat because to succeed
There would have to be people lookin’
At me to see me plead for what i need
And when people see me their reactions are never good If someone looked and saw my face they’d run quickly from that place
After seeing me they would
go to a cleaner neighborhood
Although helping the poor is something they really should
I thinnk that their cash would
Not do me a whole lotta good
Since if i went to a restaurant my facial grease
Would probably drip all over the seats
They’d kick me out turn me about and i doubt
That i would have gotten anything to eat.
Chorus
Like enviromentalists have morals which makes them oppose pollution
I’m anti-death penalty for pimples, i don’t believe in oxycution
If they don’t want to display a beard most men must shave their face
I don’t gotta do that although i think that hair grows in that place
And since i never shave my beard must grow a bit
But it’s not long enough to grow over my zits
And if i shaved my zits would pop and my face would fill with scars
And although zits don’t look too good scars look worse by far. (chorus)
Submitted by et_mawyer@acad.FandM.edu 14
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