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Have you been searching the employment ads for a new job? Here's a helpful list of common job terms! Salary - you don't get paid for overtime Professional Atmosphere - you have to dress up everyday Casual Atmosphere - you work with a bunch of slobs Excellent Benefits - you get health care, but no dental Good benefits - you get paid vacations, but only after you/ve been there a year Benefits - you get free coffee Life and Disability Insurance Benefit - dangerous work Flexible Hours - you have to stay late to meet deadlines Small Company - you have to do everything yourself Growing Company - you have to act like you know what you're doing Established Company - don't try to change anything Dynamic Company - our stock price fluctuates wildly Entry-level - you have to do the dirty work On the Job Training - you have to figure it out yourself No experience necessary - mindless job, minimum wage Work outdoors - work outdoors in the rain Customer Service - people complain to you all day Team-Oriented - be prepared to take the blame Career-minded Individuals Required - we want you to work here for 30 years Apply in person - we discriminate against ugly people Fast-paced environment - stressful Work Independently - there will be no one to help you Transportation Required - you're going to put a lot of miles on your car Some travel required - travel all the time Computer proficiency required - you will sit in a cubicle all day Suburban work environment - sit in traffic on your way to work Downtown location - you have to pay for parking Must have own truck - must have your own truck and your own equipment, too Up to $45,000 a year - $35,000 a year Up to $35,000 a year - $25,000 a year Up to $25,000 a year - barely above minimum wage Sky's the limit - slave labor with no pay selling worthless product Unlimited potential - See above $10,000 a month in spare time - See above (and it will cost you money)

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