1 A Stupid Blonde Joke (mild dirtiness)
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
They decide to rob a bank to get the cash (Guess who's idea that was?)
The brunette makes a plan and tells the blonde VERY SLOWLY what to do. The blonde is to go in, do what they planned, and then run out and jump in the getaway car, driven by the brunette.
The blonde goes into the bank and the brunette drives around the block for about 20 minutes. Finally the blonde comes out of the bank.
She is running slowly because she has a rope tied to her waist that is also tied to the bank's safe. After a few seconds the guard comes out as well. The guard has no pants on and is waving his gun at the blonde. Right as she's about to get caught, the blonde cuts the rope with a knife and jumps into the getaway car, while the brunette speeds away.
After a few minutes the brunette blurts out, "What are you, stupid? You were supposed to TIE UP the GUARD and BLOW the SAFE"
Ok so it was a little long, but it was funny, eh?
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