00 5 Things Preppy kids should do 00
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No one likes someone who talks about themselves all the time. "oo look at me, i'm a prep, i bang girls and do pot and all this other sh1t" NO ONE GIVES A CR4P.
2) Wear decent clothes.
"Meat to please you" - okay anyone who wears this shirt must have the most microscopic pathetic excuse for a dick anyone has ever seen.
For all you girls in the short skirts, f uking cover up. You have got to be freezing in that thing. If you're gonna wear a skirt, wear something that doesn't show off your nasty period-stained panties. No one wants to see that.
3) For all the football players out there-
Wow. You play football. OOO you're so tough. You know what? So do I. I'm starting linebacker for the Belton Texas Tigers. I knock the everloving s h1t out of running backs all day long. But just because I play football doesn't make me any better than the people in the band. So if you're gonna play football, play because you want to win, not so you can brag to try and get the absolute s luttiest cheerleader in the school.
4) Now that i'm done with the football players, lets start on the cheerleaders.
Oh, you people are so hot. Oh wait, never mind... you're just s luts. the only reason you're a cheerleader is because you want to see how many guys you can get to look at your pant ies under that short little skirt in one football game. First of all, if you're gonna be a cheerleader, wear some d am bloomers, no one wants to see the blood stains on your p anties. Second, do NOT put on all the makeup you own. That just makes you look stupid. Oh yea, and Seventeen f uking Magazine? Throw it in the trash. It makes you look like a dip s h1t.
5) The last one is very simple, for all you slow preps out there. GO THE F UK AWAY.
No one wants to see or hear you. Go to fhking russia for all we care. If you wanna stay, then do step 1. SHUT. UP.
Wanna argue? Email me.
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