32 Austin Powers pick-up lines!!
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2.Nice legs....what time do they open?
3.Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package
4.You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just wan the money?
6. I may not be the best guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
7.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BigBreastedBedThrasher. Have you seen one?
8.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
9.Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me.
10.I wish you were a pony carousel outside of superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11.Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
12.I'd really like to see what you look like when I'm naked.
13.Is that a ladder in your stockings, or the stairway to heaven?
14.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15.Are those real?
16.You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy
17.I'd walk a million miles for one of your smile, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18.If it is true that you are what you eat, then I could be you by morning
19.(look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself.
20.You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
21.You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22.screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga titsbottom?
23.My name is _________. Remember it. You'll be screaming it later
24.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
25.Hi, I'm Mr. right. Someone said you were looking for me
26.My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
27.My name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want
28.I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much did you drink?
29.Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
30.Baby, I'm an American Express lover...You shouldn't go home without me
31.Do you wash your pants with windex? because I can see myself in them
32.(lick your finger and wipe it on her shirt) Let's get you outta these wet clothes
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