NEVER go to a FIVE STAR hotel...

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Reason why you should never visit a 5 Hotel


Question: "What would you like to have  ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"

Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea”

Question: "How would you like it? black or white?"
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk”

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?”
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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