ThE GrEaTeSt Of JoKeS

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Q:  A blonde and a carrot-top both jump off a biulding, who hits the ground first, the blonde or the carrot-top????

A:  The carrot-top...because the blonde stops to ask directions


How do you kill a blonde ???(3 options)
    1.  give her a pistol and say it's a blowdryer
    2.  put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell her to smell it
    3. give her a box of black kats (fireworks) and tell her they are some cigarettes

How do you confuse a dumb blonde ???
    Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner

thats all the jokes for now...now leave

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