A Blond's world

Religious

Rating: PG-13
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A red hed, a burnete and a blond have a swiming race. They agree to only use the breast stroke to make it even. They started at the begining of a beach and swim to the other side. the burnete arives first, the red head next, and the blond never finished. they bring an emergiency boat to go get her. When they told her the results, she complained: "I don't mean to bee a poor sport, but I could have sworn they were using their hands"

One day a vantriliquist puts on a show in the town adotorium. He's haven a good time cracken of all these blond jokes and everybody is laughing exept for one blond in the front row. All of the sudden, she jumps up and screams at the man; "I hate you people, you always steriotype us just because we have golden hair you should all be ashamed of yourselfes" At this, the vantriliquest feels increadibly sorry, so he apoligiezes to her. She screams back at him; "I ain't talking to you, I'm talking to that little midgit on your knee"

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