A Blond's world 2
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"To Fourty-one days.", chug down their drink and order another round. With this new round of drinks they toast again;
"To Fourty-one days.", and chug down a second round. when they ordered their third round of drinks, the bartender asked them;
"Why are you celebrating 'fourty-one days'?" and they replied;
"We Finished the puzzel. It said 3 to four years on the side, but we finished it in fourty-one days."
Once, a red-head, a burnete, and a blond all got caught on an Island. One day they found a magic lamp, and a genie poped out and said
"I shal grant you three wishes. Since there are three of you, you will each get one wish." The red-head said
"I am tired of being on this Island and want to be back with my family." and POUFF. she dissapered. After that the blond started to cry. The burnete said
"I am tired of being on this Island also. I want to be with MY family also." POUFF. she dissapered. After this the blond was just bauling and crieing here eyes out. She cried out
"I miss them. I want my friends back."........POUFF.
One day, a red-head, a burnete and a blond were lost in the desert. They decided to take what was left of their broken down car. while they were walking in the desert, the burnete got curious about what the others took. She asked;
"hey tiffany, what did you bring?" and the red-head answered;
"I brought food, 'cause you can't find it anywere else out here." then the burnete said;
"That was a good idea. But I brought water, wich is even harder to find. They bolth looked back at the blond and were shoked to see her lugging along a car door. seein the look on the other's faces, the blond replied; I brought the door so that when I get hot I can roll down the window."
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