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Computer Conspiracies...
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Hello, and this is the angel that brought you "It's REALLY Good To Be Blonde," And "Family Blonde Moments" I'm here today to try something different.
As you all probably already know, we are living in the age of perpetual change. Technology, style, everything is constantly changing. But did you ever stop to think...WHY?!?!?!?!?
Here are my reasons for thinking that computers are all just a big conspiracy:
1) WHY do they need to know your Social Security number for signing up for e-mail services? IT'S SO THEY CAN TRACK YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!
2) When you get your e-mail service, aren't they constantly sending you e-mails about how "Hotmail has an abundance of people. Please send this to everyone you know, so that we can tell who is REALLY using their e-mail acounts." But you'd think that they'd only want you to send it to everyone you know who uses HOTMAIL!! I SWEAR THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET US!!!!!!
3) Doesn't it seem a bit odd that whenever the worst time for your computer to crash would happen, it always happens? I REALLY THINK COMPUTERS CAN MAKE CONSCIOUS CHOICES!!!!
4) And then, whenever you need to reboot, or you have some downloaded crap that you don't want on there, your computer NEVER CRASHES?!?!
5) You know what they say, "3/4 of America has more than one computer in thier homes, and they use them both every day." Well, computers are outlets to the outside world! Did you ever think that maybe, just MAYBE there's somebody on the other side of your computer, watching your every move? If you happen to have more than one computer in your household, that usually means more than one person owns one. That means they can watch your whole FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6) With technology nowadays, they can trace your e-mails right back to you! It doesn't matter whether you've sent it to 300 million people, they can still track it back to you!!!
7) Since #6 is true, LYE ON ALL THE MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION, AND NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR REAL NAME, AGE, OR ANYTHING TRUE ABOUT YOU!!!!!! MAKE UP A SECRET IDENTITY, AND BE SAFE LIKE MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Remember something...* OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! THEY CAN TRACE THIS FORWARD RIGHT BACK TO ME! QUICK! SEND IT TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS SO THAT THEY TO CAN BE WARNED OF THIS COMPUTER CONSPIRACY! QUICK! SEND IT! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Destructo_chica@hotm 11
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