1 A AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWESOME BLONDE JOKES more than one!

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There is a blonde and she is in the hair salon talking to her friend. SHe tells her friend how she is trying to sell her car but it has 250,000 miles on it and nobody will buy it. Her friends says that she knows a man who will set it back and make it look like there is only 25,000 miles on it. It was illegal but she did it anyway. A few weeks later the blonde ran into her friend. Her friend asked if she sold the car. The blonde replys "NO why should I it only has 25,000 miles on it."




A blonde is riding a horse, but then it starts going to fast for her. SHe starts to slip her feet flying everywhere. She feels as if death is around the corner. Right before she hits her head hard enough to damage it the walmart clerk comes and shuts off the toy horse ride




A blonde walks into a store and asks to buy a Microwave, the clerk says no we don't sell to blondes. The next day she comes in with her hair dyed Black and asks to buy a microwave and the clerk says no we don't sell to blondes. The next day she comes in with her hair red and asks to buy a microwave and the clerk says no we don't sell to blondes. The blonde says "I have come in here 3 different times with three different hair colors How do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk replys "Because those are T.V.'s not microwaves."



A blonde is driving down the street pleased that she is going to disney land. Once she gets there a sign says disney land left. She turns around and goes home.



Two blondes are sitting down on a bench talking. One says to the other what do you think is farther away the moon or florida. The blonde replys "Duh... can you see florida?"



There is a blonde and red head and a brunette who broke out of jail. They run onto a boat. The Red head hides with a group of cats the brunette hides with a group of dogs. When the police come looking for them. The police walk by the cats and the redhead goes "meow meow" then they walk by the dogs and the brunette goes "woof woof" then they walk by the potatoes and the blonde goes "Potatoe potatoe". Needless to say the blonde was arrested.



There is a blonde watching a ventriloquist show. The ventiloquist is making blonde jokes with his dummy on his knee. The blonde is very tired of hearing blonde jokes so after the show she approches the vetriloquist and his doll. SHe starts yelling and screaming. The man starts to apologize. Then the blonde yells "I'm not talking to you I'm talking to the little dummy on your knee who was making all the jokes"

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