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1. Yo Moma is so fat Bill Gates Cant even pay for her lyposuction.
2. Yo momas blood type is ragu.
3. yo moma is so short u can see her feet on her drivers license.
4. yo momas so old her birth certificate says expired.
5. yo moma smells so bad speedstick slowed down and stuck.
6. yo momas so ugly she goes into a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on.
7. yo momas so ugly she uses a brand of make up called why bother
8. yo moma is so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.


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