(27- I have Learned In Middle School Band (CONTINUED)
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28) When the bands intern is conducting the jazz band and Ms. Leighton (intern) says stop playing, DO NOT turn around to say shut-up to this one trumpet player who continues to play, it just might be Mrs. Langford. (director)
29) My district band director (Mr. LeBon) told us this: "If you are early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late. If you are late, it's unexceptable." (I know I spelt it wrong.)
30) Never, EVER trust the bands "attention person." (see part 1)
31) Also, never get a locker right by that person. (see 30)
32) When you are marching in the Christmas parade, don't put so much stuff on your trombone. Like, 2 sets of lights and A LOT of decorations.
33) Always hold your trombone up high when marching unless you want Mr. Langford (directors husband) to start telling you how you are not suppost to play a song to Catlin's butt. (which is kinda weird)
34) It is easier to solo in front of people you don't know rather than people you do know. (Trust me. I know this.)
35) In begining band, never whistle.
36) Never clang 2 euphoniums together.
37) Always make sure your cell phone is off during band or while everyone is playing your phone will start singing Build Me Up Buttercup and people around you will bust out laughing. (Our band director did not notice)
38) Never tell your friend you have a question to ask Mrs. Langford because they will tell her and she will bug you about it until you finally spill.
39) Everyone will have a crush on somebody in the band at one point or another.
40) Trombones, your slides will fall off more than once.
41) Your science teacher might refer to trombone as "sludge pump."
42) Your band director will be your favorite teacher. Am I wrong?
43) When you tottaly screw up and are lost, play C.
44) There are rude people in band. You can't avoid that.
45) Don't assume stuff.
46) Quit band if you don't take your instrument home and practice.
....once again, to be continued.
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