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3 old men
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
There were three old guys sitting at the table. The old guys are all complaining about how old they are. the first old guy says, " i think i've got it worse than all of you" the other guys say why? he says " well i'm soo old that i always have to pee and when i go to the bathroom it never comes out!" so the second old guy says" that's nothing compared to me" the other guy says why? the old guy says " well every time i have to take a shit i go to the bathroom but it never comes out!" but then the thrid old guy says " ohhhh thats nothing compared to me" the first guy says" why are you not able to pee" and the third old guy says " oh yeah i go pee every morning at 6:30" and then the second guy says " well do you have trouble taking a shit?" and the third guy says " nope! i take a shit every morning at 7:30" so both the first and second old guys say at the same time " well then whats the problem!?" and the third old guy says " well i wake up every morning at 8:00!!!"
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