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17 ways 2 spot a 'really trendy' teacher
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1. While all the other teachers clomp around in sensible brown slip-on shoes, he's
the one wearin Adidas wiv his beige jumbo cords.
2. He crosses his legs 2 reveal 'wacky' Wallace and Gromit' socks, pulled right up 2
show off his skinny ankles 2 the max.
3. Double English isn't bout Shakespeare - he spends it examinin the significance of
REM lyrics.
4. He never shouts but encourages u 2 talk through your bad behaviour in his 'anger
management' sessions.
5. Every Friday afternoon u akk have 2 sit in a circle and talk bout your worries. And
u can only speak when you're holdin the 'Problem Pebble'.
6. He turns up 2 school dressed in leathers, biker boots and a crash helmet - but,
strangely, nobody's ever seen his motorbike.
7. You'll see him eatin his sarnies in the corner of the playin field bcoz he needs a
little time out from the 'fascist restrictions of the staff room'.
8. He held a minutes silence for the future of pop music when S Club 7 got to
number one in the charts.
9. His idea of the perfect conversation opener is: 'Hey gang, did u c Top of the
Pops this week?'
10. He prefers u 2 call him by his first name. As in, 'Mr Proudfoot sounds so
formal; call me Freddie.'
11. Once he's outside the school gates he wears a baseball cap - back 2 front.
Why? Bcoz he thinks it makes him look more like a cool dude.
12. At the end of term he brings in his guitar and treats the whole school 2 a set of
Nirvana cover versions. Then he projects the lyrics on2 a big screen and starts
a sing-along.
13. In summer, he cuts loose and wears a Hawaiian shirt wiv a pair of casual khaki
shorts and open-toes sandals. With socks.
14. He livens up lessons wiv 'funny' anecdotes bout the summer he spent
backpackin in India, thus: 'And then the young boy said, 'You eat the dog's nose
2'. And how we laughed'. Indeed.
15. The other teachers mutter about his 'newfangled' teachin skills and have
banned his Greenpeace petition from the school and the grounds.
16. His way of dealin wiv the unruly ppl in the class is 2 calmly hold up his hands
and whisper 'easy now u crazy guys.'
17. When he catches u readin your fave magazine in class, he thinks it's a good
idea for u 2 discuss it wiv the class, callin it media studies.
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