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Halloween Costume Party
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there
was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he
took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the
party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume
was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could
and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of
a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you
dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you....
the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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