3 dead Chinks

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3 chinks were at heavens gates but before the got in god asked them to lift a massive rock. The first chink went over and lifted the rock with no bother so god said that he could enter heaven. The second chink went over and again he lifted the rock with great easy so god said that he could enter heaven. The third chink went up and he tried so hard to lift the rock but it wasnt gonna budge he tried and tried but he eventually gave. He went to enter heaven until god stoped him and asked him where he was going. to this he replied he was going into heaven. God answer this with these words. " There is no chance that you are getting into heaven ! " When the chink asked why god replied " YOU ARE THE WEAKEST CHINK.......GOODBYE !!! "

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