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Three Women On An Airplane About To Crash
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A blonde, redhead and black-haired beauty were on an airplane
that was going down in flames. The blonde reached inside her
purse and pulled out all her make-up and began primping. The
others asked her what she was doing. She replied, "It's a
well-known fact that the people at the crash-site will notice a
beautiful woman before other victims. I'll look wonderful and be
rescued first.
All of a sudden the redhead rips open her blouse and removes her
bra to reveal enormous boobs. When the other 2 ladies ask her
what she's doing, she answers, "It's a well known fact that
paramedics love women with huge tits. They will see me and rush
to my side to administer CPR and I will be rescued first."
The black-haired beauty then begins to remove her skirt,
panty-hose, and under-panties. The other 2 ladies ask, "What are
YOU doing?" She replies, "Ladies, it's a well known fact, the
FIRST thing they look for at any crash-site is the BLACK BOX!"
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