Automobile Acronyms

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AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Man Wannabe Big Money Works Bimbette Motor Weapon Bought My Wife Break My Window Broken Money Waster Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Import Car Killer CADILLAC Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHRYSLER Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of Research & Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA Frigin Old Rebuilt Dodge backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot GEO Good Engineering Overlooked GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garage Me GMC Garage Man`s Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Got More Crap HONDA Had One, Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive JEEP Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly KIA Kick It Again LINCOLN Lousy Implementation, Not Cars Of Luxurious Nature MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along Made After Zero Design Analysis MERCEDES Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales MOPAR Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Paint And Rust OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday. Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buck`s Irregular Leftover Equipment Old Ladies Drive Slow-Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie PLYMOUTH Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac PORSCHE Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Sad Attempt At Beauty SATURN Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans STEALTH Speed Trap Equipment Aims Low, Targets Hood SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto TRIUMPH The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless YUGO Yearly undergoes garage operations You'll utter "greatly overpriced"

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