A Duck Is A Duck

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

This guy has a pet duck that he takes with him wherever he goes. One day the guy's out with his duck and he notices a new movie theater in the neighborhood, and as it turns out, they're playing a movie he's been wanting to see for a while, so he decides to go in. He walks up to the counter to buy his ticket, but the kid at the booth says, "Sorry, buddy, this is a movie theater. You can't bring that duck in here." The guy thinks, "No way am I gonna walk all the way home with this duck and come all the way back." He happens to be wearing loose-fitting trousers, so he walks around the corner, stuffs the duck down his pants, and comes back and gets his ticket. He goes into the auditorium and sits down next to two old ladies. The picture starts, and after a while the duck starts to get a little claustrophobic, so he unzips the guy's fly with his beak and pops his head out. By and by, one of the old ladies notices there's something funny going on with their neighbor's crotch. She leans over to her friend and whispers, "Eunice!The guy next me has his fly down, and his you-know-what is sticking out!" "Oh, Marge," say the other old lady. "At your age, you've been around the block or time or two. What's the big deal-- if you've seen one of those things, you've seen 'em all." "Well, that's what I would have said," says Marge. "But this one's eating my popcorn."

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