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There was a married couple and they were married for quite a while. They decided to buy there own house. So they found a nice house it wasn't new but it was nice enough for them. One day while the womans husband was at work, the dishwasher stopped working. so when he got home she asked him to fix it and he said "What do i look like...the maytag man?" so after about a week the microwave stopped working and once again she asked him to fix it and he said "what do i look like... the maytag man?" then after a while the oven broke. And she asked him again to fix it and he said the same thing. then one day when he got home from work everything was fixed and he said " who fixed all of this?" The women told him that the man across the street did it. so the man asked her what she had to give him. She said " well, i had to bake him a cake or have sex with him." the man said " you baked him a cake right!?" She said " What do i look like...Betty Crocker?"
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