a holey angel

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A lady was waiting at the gates of heaven, she heard screams from inside. "What was that?" she asked the receptionest. "Thats the holes being drilled into someones back to fit the wings in" she replied. She waited for a bit longer, when she heard more screams, "What was that?" she asked. "Thats the holes being drilled into someones head for the halo to fit in" replied the receptionest. "If thats what they do up here," said the lady "what do they do in hell?". The receptionest repied "Its all sex, sex and more sex". The lady replied "Well then I think I might go down there because i already have a hole for that".

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