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10 rules to being a pre/early teen younger sister
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
(Please ignor sp's)
1. you must be on the phone to your best freind who you have been talking to for the last six hours as soon as you have entered the house after school.
2. said phone conversation must last no less than half an hour. hour.
3. said phone conversation will be followed by atleast five more including two to the person you just called and can be separated by breaks of no more than three minuites to avoid older brother conecting to the 'net.
4. should said brother connect to the 'net moan, screach, whine and complain till tormented brother disconnects.
5. should said brother refuse to disconnect lift phone of hook and then resume moaning, screaching,etc till said brother chucks you out of his room.
6. when watching tv do not allow older brother to watch his program evan if you where wathing/going to watch it anyway instead change channel to MTV or any other music channel and whatch boyband videos.
7. should said music channel play a R.A.T.M., KoRn, PaPa Roach or limp bizkit (excluding rollin') vid change channel imediatly and watch a soap.
8. whilst watching said soap bo and hiss whenever a bad guy comes on screan and say "I wonder what he/she will do" when the tense ending happens no matter how obvious it is.
9. no matter what your brother says stealing his limp bizkit/eminem CD and listening to only one song in a pathetic atempt to look cool then scratcing the disk and standing on the case in platform shoes is perfectly aceptable behavior.
10. friends are to be invited to stay the night at least twice a week and during the period that the freind is in your home you must devote atleast one whole hour to annoying your older brother.
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